Lost and found

Don’t squirm boy, I know they’re watching, but you only have yourself to blame.

What?  You didn’t think it would happen?  What are you?  An elephant … no they never forget, and we had this self-same conversation last week.

Don’t use that, but I only excuse, that wore thin long ago, hold still, I think I’ve got it.

Yep, go me, I tell you these keepers really have to update their bag of tricks.

No need to thank me, now go and dunk this in the moat.

Bloody tracking devices.  How’s a monkey meant to get lost with them attached?

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