Lost and found
Don’t squirm boy, I know they’re watching, but you only have yourself to blame.
What? You didn’t think it would happen? What are you? An elephant … no they never forget, and we had this self-same conversation last week.
Don’t use that, but I only excuse, that wore thin long ago, hold still, I think I’ve got it.
Yep, go me, I tell you these keepers really have to update their bag of tricks.
No need to thank me, now go and dunk this in the moat.
Bloody tracking devices. How’s a monkey meant to get lost with them attached?