
Mystical Creatures
I’M NOT A GOAT … I’M A UNICORN.
What? You don’t believe me? You’ve been suckered kids, you swallowed the conspiracy, but I’m going help you. I’m going to show you, their lies.
I mean they claim this is a petting zoo? Petting zoo? We don’t get pets; we get pellets shoved down our throats. Have you tasted them, pure poison kids. This torture chamber is designed to grind us down.
Hey, where you going? No don’t go scurrying after them, I’m trying to save you. Hey, listen to me, it’s a conspiracy, we need to overthrow the keepers ….
© NopeNotPam
Nobody listens to her.
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Nope 😂
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Poor goat 🐐
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“And a bleepin’ bleat, bleat, bleat as well!!”
A real fun one, Deb! 🐐
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Thanks Nancy 😊
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Despicable Me 3 comes to mind……….. LOL
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😂
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Poor things in the zoo, I do feel bad for them
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I went to a seahorse house in Tasmania, and those little critters are so tame. They wouldn’t survive in the ocean
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Oh those poor little things 🤗
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Delightful write, Deb! Poor goat.
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Poor goat indeed
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