Convenience Store
“Hey Joe?”
“Albert I was trying to snooze.”
“But Joe I heard we’re going to get a convenience store soon. Imagine, humans on tap.”
“I don’t think they mean us Albert; it will be for the tourists.”
“Don’t tell me, it’s gonna be another one of those themed gift shops, seriously they’ll be doing the damn rabbits next.”
“You’re just jealous, if it was crocodile themed, you’d be so into it.”
“Do you think so little of me Joe?”
“Only pulling your tail, anyway you have to face the truth Albert, this is business.”
“I just wanted a drumstick.”
“Understandable.”
© NopeNotPam
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Ridiculous! Imagine naming a crocodile “Albert”…
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You think? Would Charles have been better?
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Those two look very hungry.
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I reckon the zoo satisfies them
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Pretty dangerous conversation 😜
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Yep, never smile at a crocodile
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I’ll keep that in mind. 😅
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They need some Aveeno … fast! 🐊
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😁
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Those two crocs are up to no good, indeed!
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Indeed they are
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The two dead panning just hysterical 😂
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Serious business dead panning 😂
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😁yup
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