This post was written based on the following prompts:
The Terrible Poetry Contest 9/2022
Hetty suggested I do a rap poem, and since I have no idea how to do that, this is bound to be terrible
She was so hot, she set me alight,
Soldier stood to attention, ho, man what a delight.
She was sweet like cream, I ain’t leavin til I get a bite
Ho, you dudes can dream, she’s going home with me tonite.
Yo, I’m bad ass, I can make chocolate melt on a cold ass day
But you’re so fine mutha, you and me we could so, like, play
Me and my bling, you with your tight ass thing
We could go horizontal, ho, you know what I mean?
Your such a fine mutha, you got it going on
You and me, back at my place, now don’t get me wrong
This ain’t no one night fling, I could see you wearin’ my bling
You and me, doin’ it morning and night
Boys tongues hanging, you just so fly
C’mon on mutha, I’m gonna be your guy.
Ain’t no time to waste, this ain’t no accidental love,
C’mon on, let me have a taste.
© NopeNotPam
nope, not pam 
Well, alrighty then!
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Thanks, but was it terrible 😂
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🤣 🤣
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Hilarious poem
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Thanks Sadje, I hope it makes everyone smile
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It will. 😆😂
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That might have been brilliant, for all I know 🤣
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I’m hoping not, it’s for the terrible poetry contest 😆
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Omg I am crying 🤣🤣🤣 Not even exaggerating. I had no idea you had THIS in you 🤣🤣🤣🤣. This sounds like something they’d be singing in the high school where my fiance works. Omg A+++
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Thanks Hetty, I was worried you wouldn’t like it. I’m so glad
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Wow, ya know that could pass as a rap from today…i could see myself recording it mumble style 🤣
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I was doing my best 😃
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It’s definitely a first for Chel’s Terrible Poetry Contest 👍
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I hope it’s terrible enough 😊
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Might be too good to be terrible
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Recorded it, will be in both a post and my audio player 😁
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I look forward to it 🙂
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The rhyming is a chiming ❤️
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Thanks Michele, my first rap poem
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It’s a winner!! ❤️🥳
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Or a loser 😂
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Could I record this ?
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Certainly 😁
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😆👍
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Deb, forgot to tell you here, but this is AMAZING. It ended up too amazing for terrible, but don’t stop. Encore!
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I’m going to stop trying, this was dreadful 😦
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Noooooooo!
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hot and steamy, more like X rated than terrible!
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I like to tread the thin line 😁
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lol you do indeed!
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