When I first moved here a few months back, I couldn’t believe that this was my new home, and I must admit I trumpeted my displeasure loudly and often. I stomped around, throwing the items left to amuse me with disgust, amused as the others jumped in fright.
As time passed though I grew to appreciate the benefits of my new home, yes, I still missed the home of my childhood, but sometimes freedom can be overrated.
Do you understand lad? No? Well, I’ll put it simply, here you get foot massages, here you get to keep your tusks.
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nope, not pam 
Quite an adjustment. 🐘
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It would be
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☺️
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If only their lives were this benign in real life 😭😭😭😭😭
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now I am getting to know your ‘angle’ a few words at the beginning lead me to believe you might be a big endangered critter 🙂
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The way my husband’s glaring at me, I’m endangered today 🙂
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lol you’ve lasted this long, he’s just intimidating you!
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He’s just being old
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that’s NO excuse, tell him to put his ‘young’ hat on!
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Tried that
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