I heard a voice calling out my name from inside the house, and when I opened the door I came to an stand still, utterly dumbfounded.
“We’ve called you here today …”
Well yes they had called, somehow.
“To lodge a complaint, regarding the deterioration in our living conditions.”
Mystified I frowned, “You have?”
“Yes,” The spokesman continued, “What you do directly impacts on us and we’re not happy.”
This delegation made that completely clear.
“We want it removed immediately.”
“Removed?”
“The bug zapper.”
“The bug zapper,” I repeated eyeing with incredulously horror.
“Yes, us spiders need to eat too.”
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nope, not pam 
so glad they let you know … they must be the cruelest things on earth!
I shudder whenever I hear one zapped
gives me terror, has an awful impact 😦
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Yeah, my parents had one. The smell was disgusting
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I’d just cringe every time I heard a zap but my mother refused to turn it off. …
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Well, that’s a perspective I didn’t expect. She should have denied their demand. Maybe they’d then just find another place to build their webs.
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Oh ho! The bugs, specially spiders need to eat too. What a fun story Deb. Love it.
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Thanks Sadje 😁
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You’re welcome 😍
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lol! Imagine the strange conversations if animals and bugs walked around and communicated with us the way with do with each other.
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I sometimes think they try to but we don’t listen ☹️
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I wonder what species would be the worst drivers?
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Bullfrogs, too busy singing 🙂
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Or cats. You know how they don’t follow rules but do whatever they want.
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They sure do
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