I heard a voice calling out my name from inside the house, and when I opened the door I came to an stand still, utterly dumbfounded.
“We’ve called you here today …”
Well yes they had called, somehow.
“To lodge a complaint, regarding the deterioration in our living conditions.”
Mystified I frowned, “You have?”
“Yes,” The spokesman continued, “What you do directly impacts on us and we’re not happy.”
This delegation made that completely clear.
“We want it removed immediately.”
“The bug zapper.”
“The bug zapper,” I repeated eyeing with incredulously horror.
“Yes, us spiders need to eat too.”