It was in the spring of 2010 when I first realized that I could dance. Perhaps this announcement surprises you, perhaps you are scratching your head in confusion, perhaps you are wondering why I am announcing it in such a dramatic fashion, well let me explain.
My parents were protective of their special lad. I was protected, cossetted, and kept from the public eye, but like all youngster I chose to rebel.
One night I crept out of my confines, and I danced up a storm. A camera caught it all and it made headlines worldwide.
Chimpanzee does the boogaloo.