Sometimes it hard to know the difference between drowning and waving, that’s what went through my mind as I watched my girlfriend bobbing up and down offshore.
I sat perfectly still, determined not to react. You see she always said I went overboard.
There’s a storm heading in, we’re going to get drenched, it’s a little rain Jeremy, we’ll be fine.
Did you hear that sound, there’s a burglar downstairs. It’s just the shutters banging Jeremy, stop blowing things out of proportion.
So Officer I know it looks like negligence but I was just doing what she wanted, ok?