I’d imagined this moment so many times, but I never expected this outcome. Ok, with my family it was always going to defy the norm, but this was further left of centre than even I expected.
So, wedding days are always emotional, and the fact that the groom had been engaged to one twin but was marrying the other wasn’t ever going to make the situation anything but awkward but I’d never anticipated the jealous bitch.
His German shepherd dragged the bride out of the church by her wedding dress train. Gee, the tears of laughter sure flowed that night.