Don’t get me wrong, I didn’t mind that Mark was into the alternate; in fact it proved entirely beneficial at times.
There was the time of the alternate haircut, when Mark shaved his head; we spent most of that winter tucked up in bed, binge watching Netflix and then there was the alternate diet, protein, protein, protein, my friends. I didn’t mind that one, I love a nice bit of chicken with my biscuits.
So, no I didn’t mind Mark’s alternate phases, they gave my life a bit of diversity but this one’s the pits.
Photographic model, I AM NOT.